10 definitions by Captain Sham

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A song made by The Game, where he disses 50 Cent and the whole G-Unit, including Olivia. The song is called "300 Bars & Runnin'" because he raps 300 line breaks non-stop with several different beats (including Jay-Z's "Takeover" and Kanye West's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"). The song is over 15 minutes long! He basically says everything he wants to say about the whole G-Unit and answers their insults against him.
Some say this song was so heavy it made 50 Cent pull out of his beef with the Game. All the rappers in G-Unit Records made a song called "300 Shots" later, but it was insignificant.
300 Bars & Runnin'
Just loan me your ears for 15 minutes
Walk with me

Here the breakdown, pass the doja, .45 in the holster
Hollow tips'll fold 'em, them niggaz they toy soldiers
Oh, that boy colder than Hova unless he sober
Like I'm the president, but this ain't the takeover
(...)
Bitches only for your shit just a lil bit
Niggaz only for your shit just a lil bit
On my album 50 helped me just a lil bit
Only on two songs, now back to some killer shit
(...)
Now I'm running out of breath, like I just beat boxed
Got 20 bars to go, lay it down like sheet rock
Don't worry about the flow, the boy know he hot
by Captain Sham November 21, 2005
Common typo for doggystyle
BillyBob: I banged her doggystlye.
BillyBob: *doggystyle.
by Captain Sham December 17, 2005
A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
by Captain Sham May 16, 2005
Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham April 25, 2006
Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.
Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.
by Captain Sham August 31, 2005
A name given to a soccer player who shoots so hard that he can actually break the net when scoring a goal. Based on a soccer anime.
Defender 1: Did you see Jimmy's goal?
Defender 2: Yeah, he made a hole in the net.
Defender 1: Man, he's Tsubasa! The goalkeeper was smart by not touching the ball.
by Captain Sham May 01, 2006
A war that started when an Urban Dictionary user called sally added a definition for the word slut that is very insulting for men. That definition is probably the most voted definition in the Urban Dictionary, since almost all women who come to this website have voted in favor of sally's idea, and a few man have tried to fight it, but can't get enough votes.
The slut war continues! Over 2000 votes up now and counting!
by Captain Sham November 02, 2005

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