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10 definitions by Captain Mudge

 
1.
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.
by captain mudge April 19, 2006
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2.
busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
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3.
banging a broad in the pooper
So, you up for the butt box challenge?
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
43 10
 
4.
vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket
Did you munch her twazole?
by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003
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5.
vagina
That mudgey broad dropped her puss box down on my pickle.
by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003
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6.
plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10
(after 10 drinks) I'm gonna grill that mudgey broad over there.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
30 6
 
7.
the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source
I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
27 4