1 definition by Captain Morgan's First Mate
1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.
2. Water
2. Water
1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"
2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"
2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"
by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006