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3 definitions by Captain Misti

 
1.
To jack off and/or ejaculate, plain and simple.
"I found David outside silverstranding in the woods, go grab your camera."
by Captain Misti June 07, 2007
 
2.
An epic event that occured on NQ, also known as the Neoquests board from the virtual pet site Neopets. The Neoquests board was where people on Neopets could talk about the game Neoquest, a pretty retarded game that was obviously found on the equally-retarded site. The Great Freeze was the equivalent of a huge PMS from the admins of Neopets, known as either the NPT or TNT. No one at NQ really liked to talk about Neoquest since it was gay and most people didn't care about it, so we used to talk about anything OTHER than said gay game.
One day out of the blue, TNT decideds to shove a stick up their formerly facetious assholes and take it out on us NQers (known back then as the Kingdomers), deleting the accounts (aka "freezing") of anyone not found to be talking about Neoquest. This caused the pansies to flee to other Neopts boards, whereas more headstrong victims stayed behind and made new accounts, only to be frozen a day or so later for the same thing. Eventually TNT turned NQ into a barren wasteland of no one but lame retards who actually talked about the game to begin with (population count: 3 or 4).
From there the NQers drifted from other various Neoepts boards but most of us grew up and left the site.
NQ is still there today, onyl with an extra topic for conversation: NeoQuest II, aka your extra dosage of the exact same thing, only with a new ever-lame plot and a brand new generation of NQers who obviosuly learned their lesson when TNT reared their ugly heads back and kicked us Kingdomers out for trying to spice their game up by just shunning its existance.
Guy: "I was a Kingdomer and a victim of the Great Freeze."
Awed crowd: *worship*
by Captain Misti January 29, 2007
 
3.
nq
A board on the site neopets.com that was once the equivalent to an imperial capital of a nation, that nation being Neopets.

NQ stands for NeoQuest, which is a game on Neopets that is just really lame, plus the reward for beating it just signifies what a waste of time it was. So really all the old NQers, called Kingdomers, just roleplayed and talked about life and other enlightening things normally not related to the retarded game. There was always the occasional nerd that would ridicule and report anyone who was "off-topic", which might have been the main cause of the Great Freeze, which was just a really dumb decision by the Neopets admins (TNT) to delete the accounts of anyone not talking about their game. The Great Freeze drove most of the Kingdomers out.

Today NQ consists of losers who make numbered boards and actually TALK about NeoQuest, how lame is that. It also consists of retards who can't tell the difference between the Quests board and the NeoQuest board. There is now a new NeoQuest out, cleverly named NeoQuest II, and people talk about that disgrace as well. Sometimes a Kingdomer will poke their omnipotent head out of the heavens and shine light upon the newer generation of NQers, but the new kids just call us "n00bz" and other lame stuff that is really just like a puny insect buzzing around our godly heads.

A few names of Kingdomers are Alkal, Serb, Misti, Tatsu (aka Tatty), Sab, Cirrus, Exi, Silver, Sidus, Mono, and a lot of other people either not worthy of mention or that I just forgot.

Examples of the current NQ boards:
NeoQuest Chat/Help/Play #1855 - lyk where's our trophies? D=
NQHQ #10 The NeoQuest HeadQuarters
i need a mynci t-shirt fast
*glorious trumpeting as a kingdomer appears*
NQ I question
what level should i be for Leximp on evil mode

Generally any Kingdomer is considered an elitist and should be worshiped at all times by the petty neanderthals that like to boast about how they've been at NQ for three years, as if that's either a long time or an accomplishment worth recognition (which of course it isn't because all the new kids suck).
Misti: "So today I fed a raccoon by HAND."
Random worthless new NQer: "What does this have to do with NeoQuest? Take this somewhere else, n00b."
Misti: "You fucking suck, go die in a corner."
by Captain Misti February 01, 2007