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2 definitions by Captain Matt

 
1.
The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.
Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.
by captain matt January 27, 2005
 
2.
A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.
When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.
by Captain Matt July 13, 2004