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7 definitions by Captain Hot Pocket

 
1.
N. A word describing a law school gunner of particular notoriety. Coined via this person thinking of themselves as being of the same caliber as a Georgetown law student, even though they are in a lower ranked school. They take certain, obnoxious, liberties in the classroom, including (1) hijacking the discussion to pursue a topic that is only interesting to themselves, (2) forcing the class time to run over, (3) asking the professor pointless questions during every break and after class, and (4) pretending to be smarter than they actually are.

P.N. A name for a person exhibiting the above traits.
1. Molly, a Georgetown: "How would the legal system of... say, Germany view the concept of promissory estoppel?"
Professor: "Get the fuck out of my classroom."

2. Student, "Oh God. I was 'bout to smack up Georgetown in class today."
by Captain Hot Pocket January 13, 2009
 
2.
1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.
1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"

2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 19, 2008
 
3.
1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"

2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"

3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 04, 2008
 
4.
1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.
1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"

2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."
by Captain Hot Pocket October 25, 2008
 
5.
N. A woman with a particularly large rack. Derived from the colloquial term "stacked," referring to large breasts, combined with the word "house," to imply that the woman's chest is the housing of the breasts. "Stackhouse" is always used as a noun, and never as an adjective, and always refers to the woman, and not her breasts (i.e., "She has a stackhouse" would not be appropriate, while, "She is a stackhouse" would be).

Derivatives: A stackhouse, a stack house, a stackedhouse, a stacked house.
1. "Do you see that chick over there with the big ass titties? Damn, bra, she is a stackhouse!"

2. Frat Guy 1, "Yo dude, I was totally going to hook up with this fly-ass stackhouse last night."
Frat Guy 2, "Oh yeah, what happened?"
Frat Guy 1, "She saw my chodemander and totally freaked out."
by Captain Hot Pocket January 03, 2009
 
6.
N. A theory describing a situation in which an individual commandeers a conversation, only to immediately make that conversation exceedingly boring.
Professor: "Let us now examine the Renata Effect. Notice how this group of five people were initially discussing the very interesting topic of the difference between a chode and a taint when one of the individuals aggressively hijacked the topic at hand, only to begin telling a mundane story about the rate at which certain traffic lights change."
by Captain Hot Pocket January 05, 2009
 
7.
1. Noun: A sex position in which a man defecates on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69."
2. Verb: The act of defecating on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69". In preparation, the man usually drinks a pint of laxative, and then, whilst positioning his penis for insertion into the woman's mouth, instead releases a flood of watery diarrhea into her open mouth and upon her face.
1. Girl, "My boyfriend gave me a blackjack last night."
Friend, "Really? How was it?"
Girl, "Not bad, but I got some corn in my eye."

2. Frat Guy 1, "Hey Bra, remember that time that I totally blackjacked you? That was awesome."
Frat Guy 1, "Yeah Bro! That shit ruled!"
by Captain Hot Pocket October 25, 2008