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3 definitions by Captain Cornhole

 
1.
A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.
"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."
by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004
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2.
A blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent anal sex without proper preparation. It is removed by grasping the base of the penis and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.
"Maybe now she'll figure out why I bought her that enema kit for Valentine's Day", he mused, as he watched his Mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.
by Captain Cornhole December 23, 2003
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3.
A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.
I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.
by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004
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