An African-American themed amusment park that was to be built in New Orleans. Unfortunately, Hurrican Katrina has left the parks future unknown. The original design featured a fountain of grape soda at the center of the park. There will be several areas of the park, such as "gangstas & hos land", "massive lip land", "fried Chicken land" and soforth. other features include Jigaboo: the amazing porch monkey, deep south bumper cars (in which you drive your car while trying to avoid the cops and the klan. There is also the famous Cottonland, were people can actually experience the life of an african slave, picking cotton from sunrise to sunset. there are also several famous rides, such as the lyncher, the rollernigger, the welfare-go-round, the lipsmacker, the slavewhip, and of course, the South Carolina experience. There will also be several games, such as pin the lips on the nigger, shoot the coon, the ring toss (only instead of throwing rings, you throw a coon doll into a small noose around a miniature tree.), and burn the cross.
"Mommy, can we go to Niggerland this weekend?"
"Alright hon, but we ain't goin on the lyncher. you were stuck in that tree for hours last time."
"Ah, niggerland! the one place in the world were it's still acceptable to hang a nigger from a tree!"
a town inhabbited entirely by African Americans, sometimes known as niggerville, niggertown or little Africa. A Coontown is generally marked by a deathly foul smell (like rotted crayfish, elephant semen, and mexican chilli shit.), large amounts of garbage scattered over the streets, black prostitutes, drunk black people bumming for money to buy liquor. Usually the population suffers from a high unemployment and reliance on welfare.
If you smell something funny when you walk down the street you're in Coontown
Everybody earns their living off the old welfare in Coontown
"Man, place we just drove through sucked!"
"Yeah the smell was terrible"
"Yep, that was a regular Coontown back there."
"At least the chicken was good."
a popular dish invented in 1939. Jew pie is made by putting jews in a giant pie shell (prefferebly deep dish) and then baked in a large oven. The best jew pie is made in Germany, spacifically Nuremberg. For some strange reason, it is highly unpopular in Isreal.
It's so hard to find good Jew pie in Tel Aviv
Germany: We have to many jews, and not enough food! what shall we do?
Hitler: I know what we should do! To Poland!
7 weeks later
German1: This pie is delicious! It makes me gassy though. and there's a little too much ash and bones in it.
German2: yeah, and that pie factory is always making so much smoke!
cheap housing for coons. all they have to do to get in is be themselves (i.e. steal a bike).
BikeStealingNigga:"Yo man, I like dis new ass house G-dog. Yo man, I be hungry"
Cop:"We don't serve fried chicken and watermelon here you damn nigger."
BSN:"Yo man, I be thirsty!
Cop:"We don't got any grape soda either!
BSN:"Well watta I do te pass da time yo?
Cop:"theres no crack here, you could get fucked by AIDS infested-Jim, or you could just get your ass kicked by me and the rest of the prison gaurds you damn coon."
BSN:"Why'd I ever steal dat bike!"
BSN:"Cause you're a nigger.