9 definitions by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann

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1. Melbourne/Australian slang for a GHB overdose. Can vary greatly in severity. Passing out uncontrollably and loss of motor skills are the most identifiable symptoms of a non-serious case. More serious cases involve vomitting and loud indecipherable yelping or yelling. Can result in death.
2. Someone that frequently overdoses on GHB.
1. Carl: Did you see that dude blowout outside.

Paul: Yeh. What an arsehole.
2. Frank: Have you spoken to Sam?

Sean: No, he's a filthy blowout.
Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.
Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 28, 2010
An extremely bonehead political move. Usually done right after winning an election. Named after Kevin Rudd, Australian Prime Minister that thought it would be a good idea to raise booze prices in a nation of boozing voters.
Politician: I've raised the tax of pre-mixed spirits by 200%!
Aussie Jack: Dude, you just pulled the biggest rudd I've ever seen.
Also see bitchcunt
A fearful individual. Completely useless in moments of confrontation.
Dude 1: Come on, we can take 'em!
Dude 2: Nah lets just get of here.
Dude 1: Don't be such a pussycunt.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008
The Combo is a selection of moves to stimulate one's sexual partner. The Combo consists of:
The Shocker IoIIo (two in the pink, one in the stink)
The Rocker \oo/ (index in the pink, pinky in the stink)
The Spocker \\ // (two fingers pink two in stink)
And the Showstopper \III (three in either, one in the other)
Guy 1: Damn man, I hit this bitch with the combo last night, she moaned like a dirty, dirty whore.
Guy 2: DAAAAAAAAAMNN!
A Dogcunt is a person that has betrayed either a member of his/her friendship group or the group as a whole.

The act can be malicious eg; sleeping with a friend's parner, or non-malicious such as leaving a friend to face a beating in order to save one's own skin.
Friend one: I heard thomo fucked your mrs?
Friend two: Yep... Fucking dogcunt.

Friend one: So paul just left you to cop a beating from 3 guys?
Friend two: Yep. If he had've stayed we could have taken them, but I couldn't take three by myself.
Friend one: What a fucking dogcunt.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 08, 2012
Slang term used for Ecstasy and other similar pills. Can also be called rounds or round ones
Chuck: Hey mate. You got the roundies?
Jonny: Fukn oath.
Chuck: Awesome.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 28, 2010
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