Here is a list of pirate superpowers:
- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*
- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly
- The ability to kick a ninja's ass
- Sink small islands with their eyes
- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*
- Whoop anyones ass at halo
- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music
- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law
- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!
- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle
For this reason and many more, i urge you all
unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!