1 definition by Cap'n brownbeard

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When a man or woman is sitting on the toilet taking a number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the wiping hand.
I just foul balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy in the stall next to me didn't notice.
by Cap'n brownbeard October 08, 2009

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