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186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

A Portagee word for fart or binderfender.
Ooh, man, Joao made a big boofa in the movie house.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.
The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 10, 2008
A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.
Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
A phonograph record played at 45 RPM. It was about 8 inches across and had a very large central hole. It played a single song.
Peggy Sue has a whole box of Elvis 45s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.
Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
The gentleman whose picture is on the Cream of Wheat box.
Rastus has had his picture on the Cream of Wheat box since the 1890s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose August 06, 2005
A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).
Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 12, 2005