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186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.
Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
69 138
1. A native, resident, or emigrant from Portugal.

2. A descendant of such a person.

A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.

White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
Big Joe Portagee is a character in Tortilla Flat.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
157 229
An ill wind that nobody blows good.
Lynne played Telemann's oboe concertos at the concert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
50 141
A guy who gets out of the bathtub to take a leak.
A guy who takes his chew out before he eats.
Walden is a great big sissy. He steps into the can to scratch his arse.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 10, 2008
69 172
A male person who wants to vote for Quean Hillary.

A male person who wants Quean Hillary to tell him what to do and when to do it, and how much money to pay in taxes to support mexicans and colored guys.

A male person who wants Quean Hillary to make his children wards of the state.
Trent is a big sissy. He wants Quean Hillary to be president. He wants her to tell him when he may wipe is arse. He wants his kids to be wards of the state and raised in a Quean Hillary Village.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
87 210
A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
160 306
Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.
I be goin to de sideshow.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
150 352