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186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.
Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.
Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
To walk like the Keep on Truckin' Man. Lean way back, stick your leg way out front. Shoulders back. Swing those arms just so. Go slow. Dig it.
Bill and I went truckin' on down the line all the way from Montgomery Street to 8th Avenue.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A large, pendulous fur-covered appendage that hangs beneath the neck of a moose.
Bullregard the Moose has an 18-inch dooflap.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.
POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 12, 2005
1. William Shakespeare.

Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.

2. A dog. Any dog.
Bet you can't find me a dog who is not a vulgar dog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005