187 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
| 78. | Compass | ||
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A navigation device of ancient origin. It requires no batteries, but demands a reasonable amount of skill to use. With a compass, you can navigate through rough country to an unseen destination. It is most useful with a topographic map. Millie used her compass to get to the ski hut.
Yuppies, Soccer Moms, and other sissies don't know how to use a compass. They need a GPS in their car just to get to work. |
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| 79. | Texas toothbrush | ||
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A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.
... But everything's big in Texas! Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.
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Cap'n Bullmoose
May 6, 2005
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| 80. | dangle dance | ||
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An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on. Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
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Apr 30, 2005
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| 81. | boogar man | ||
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A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death. Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.
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Apr 23, 2005
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| 82. | Bonga Boonga man | ||
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1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga." Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.
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Cap'n Bullmoose
Apr 23, 2005
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| 83. | entitlement | ||
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A freebie promised to women, poofters, Mexicans, and guys of color to get them to vote for you. If you win, you tax the pants off all honest, hard working decent people to pay for these entitlements. Ah wants me some o dem entitlement! Ah's gwine to vote fo Hillary! Yassuh!
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Cap'n Bullmoose
Apr 21, 2005
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| 84. | fleabag | ||
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A cheap and rundown hotel. Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.
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Apr 21, 2005
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