22 definitions by Cap'n Awesome

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
by Cap'n Awesome September 10, 2005
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Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
by Cap'n Awesome November 10, 2008
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1) (N) Leader of the Roman Catholics.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.
1) So they chose a new pope. I wonder how he feels about abortion.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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How a dumb person spells hoss.
I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
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"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.
Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
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High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.
sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005
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Gettin' my laugh on.

Much classier version of LOL
So we see Brent walk out of the bathroom, but he's so tanked that he can't smell himself, and his pants are still around his ankles! Oh man, I was GMLO.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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