Churchill: Wow! Last night with the wife was fantastic.
Uncle Sam: Yeah? What
did you do to her?
Churchill: Well, first I had to suck her fanny...
Sam: Wait! What
did you do?
Churchill: I sucked her fanny--I sucked her fanny dry to where there wasn't anything left in there!
Sam: I didn't know you liked to eat shit.
Sam: You ate your wife's ass out dry, as you said. Either
that or she had an operation that switched her ass with her pussy.
the hell are you talking about?
Churchill and Uncle Sam get into