1 definition by Can't afford a Caddy

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A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha
Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)
by Can't afford a Caddy January 11, 2005

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