Campbell on the loose
The stream of urine which "snakes" accros the pavement wile you are pissing in the corner of a shop window on the way home drunk. Yeah you know you have done it.
1."Woah guys watch out theres a piss snake ahead."
2."Woooo hooo check out my piss snake its gona tangle with your shoelaces dude"
A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.
"Bro so did you yellow page her last night?"
"Yeah i let my fingers do the walking"
Having sex in the shower or bath while washing
"Hey why dont we shower togehter and save water? "
"Yeah great idea, you can soapbox me."
"mmmm soapboxing is one sure way to get clean as a whistle"
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