The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual
", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook
, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.
1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python
's "The meaning of life."
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?