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2 definitions by Cameron Hamilton

 
1.
Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.
Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.
by Cameron Hamilton May 05, 2004
 
2.
A particularly foul form of sweat generated in the choda region on the male or female body. Typically a blend of bag sweat (male) and asshole sweat, may substitute bag sweat for clam sweat (female). Occurs on filthy individuals during extreme heat and/or physical activity.
Dude! I wish Redden would clean his ass, his choda sweat just about knocked me out!
by Cameron Hamilton May 05, 2004