6 definitions by Camel Toe

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A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.
I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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An idiot, moron or downright stupid person.
You are being such a fucking duckwad. Stop it.
by Camel Toe December 25, 2003

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your boss
What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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TML
Also the Toronto Maple Laffs. Definitely the most useless hockey team of all time as proven by their 35+ years with no Stanley Cup.
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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