A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.
"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley
"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry
"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*