3 definitions by CakeMuncher

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To have sex. Term is used primarily by men in reference to women.
I want to give her the bone taco.
by Cakemuncher October 13, 2007

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A cakemuncher can't resist the lure of glaze donuts. They suck down more than 3 or 4 at a sitting, whether it's a donut, donut hole, danish or other fantastic pastry. Glaze runs thru their veins instead of blood. They try to resist the lure of the sugar and fat but can't control their desire for cake and cake products! In an ideal world they would eat chocolate breakfast until they became the fattest ass on the planet.
Jarett the cakemuncher pounded 4 donuts, 9 donut holes and a cinnabon at the brunch meeting then hit the bathroom immediately afterwords, moaning the entire way. He is a lazy, shiftless, cakemuncher.
by CakeMuncher September 17, 2007

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Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.
Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.
by CakeMuncher September 17, 2007

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