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See: Wannabe Laguna Beach

Two guys in Carlsbad

Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"
by Caite December 07, 2005