1 definition by Cait hates you all

Certain idiots from a certain website on the internet have decided that they're superior to other users because they've been a member longer. This was mostly caused by recent advertisements on MTV leading to a rush of new users.

These idiots will write '5T4S!1' in their blog descriptions hoping to distinguish themselves as long-time users. When in reality they've been using the website for about a month. What they don't realize is that MANY people who have been there longer than even they have- will not put this in their blog descriptions. Ultimately defeating the entire purpose. It doesn't matter how long you've been a part of a website, or how you became a part of a website. Obviously if you found out about it- it's not a huge fucking secret. And your blog could still suck complete dick even if you've been working on it before everyone else.

In addition, this website NEEDS a certain amount of people joining and coming in. They shouldn't be BASHED for not being 'AN ORIGINZLAL!11' If all new users are bashed to the point where they leave the website: there won't be a website anymore. I know it's hard for you hipsters to think about anything other than being able to say "yeah, I blog on a website that you've probably never heard about". More users equals more success. Which equals less errors. YOU AREN'T AN ELITE FORCE. HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT NEW USERS WILL JUST WRITE IT IN THEIR BLOGS TOO. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FETCH.
"MY NAEM IS KARLY- I LIEK TATTOOZ, BOYS, ADTR, AND I'M TOT4LLY 5T4S. SO LIEK, BOW DOWN 2ME AND FOLLO ME. BECAUSE IM LEGIT HUNNY."

"My name is Mike. I hate you already. Crystal castles = life. I don't follow back, I don't have friends, and I don't post anything but pictures of myself. If you're not 5T4S then get out of here. We don't want YOUR kind here."

~*0 people are sucking my giant, hipster penis.*~
by Cait hates you all February 05, 2011

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