1 definition by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000

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the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty
shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

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