4 definitions by CaPN
The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
by CaPN April 8, 2003
an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.
It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.
by CaPN November 10, 2004
Any type of weed, USUALLY chronic or purple kush, that has been properly cured and dried for a long period of time. It is called STANKY DANK because when MJ Dealers grow, they usually will quick dry by throwing their weed in an oven or by other methods; when it is cured and dried properly the weed will keep the optimal potency, taste, and smell.
by CaPN November 28, 2004
He is a fucking homo, penis, and total hardass. He has issues with self esteem. He has a penis in his buttockses.
by CaPN August 1, 2004