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1 definition by CaLeOKO

 
1.
The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.
"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."
by CaLeOKO January 09, 2014