1. Dickless e-thug, who earns his income from "rolling" defenseless grannies by shallow unnecessary means. This act is committed without accomplices.
2. a kangaroo hopping (not to mention humping), knob-less poof, who purposely chopped his "knob" with a spoon (which may go by the alias "knife") so that he may parade it around and arouse his imaginery girl friend Justin Timberlake. In hopes of achieving a status of new heights as an e-thug. *claps hands* Yeah go ahead cry me a river. You got my vote for all the upcoming "best e-thug award"