1 definition by CPT Murderface

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A girl with an ass-masterpiece possessing the perfect ratio of butt cleavage and curve that cannot be distinguished from being bootylicious or a badonkadonk.

A culo so phat that you wouldn't miss a stroke if your wife walked in. Your would tell your wife, you can watch, jump in, or have her when I'm done.

An ass so fine that even the Taliban would leave their goats to run try to run a train on it.
My wife is too badonkadalicious to be lonely while I deploy to Afghanistan again.
by CPT Murderface August 05, 2011

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