1 definition by COLUMBIANS_ARE_RAPERS

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a columbian with mad love for emma-though he cannot get her. He gets frequent boners and cannot control his feelings; usually found jacking off in speech n drama
wow did u see aumbers boner today?? he was totally using a dildo.
by COLUMBIANS_ARE_RAPERS June 27, 2004

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