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2 definitions by CMallinson

 
1.
a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to smoke a bong that is possessed by another.
"Did you see the bong envy on Brendan's face as he was watching Clayton pull that last cone"
by CMallinson May 08, 2007
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2.
One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
by CMallinson December 13, 2008
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