5 definitions by CJthaDJ

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A Female That Will Never Meet The Criteria To Be A Married Women/House Wife. "Cant Turn A Hoe Into A House Wife"
I Have A Ton Of Unhousewifeables On My Instagram!

Shawty If U Dont Change Ur Ways U Gonna Be Unhousewifeable!

D### Bruh She Fine As H3ll To Bad She definitely Unhousewifeable!
by CJthaDJ February 26, 2013

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An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.

Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!

Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!

Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008

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When someone is fed-up with there life and wants it to end!! And dose so via gun in the mouth cause'n the top of there head to blow off!!!
Jimmy was so upset Jenn cheated on him he Dee Domed himself.

No! No! Sean dont put that gun in your mouth ur gonna be Dee Domed!!!

This girl was sucking me off so good when i Came i Dee Domed Her a$$!!!

by CJthaDJ June 13, 2008

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sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.

Also know as Da Monk
I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey

Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey
by CJthaDJ October 12, 2007

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A not so rare disease/deformity some people (male or female) encounter in their life. This disease/deformity will bring down someone's self-esteem & hurt their chances at dating a 10. Extend-o-back aka Extend-o-neck is when that ass never makes an appearance. This forces your neck/upper back to extend all the way down to your ankles.
Oh My God Becky look at her extend-o-back. She must have forgotten her J-Lo booty underware!
by CJthaDJ July 20, 2016

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