A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!
Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.