The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust
it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!
My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.