U.S. Army term for the human penis
I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.
key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate
Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?
human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
to defecate; go number two
Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.
U.S. Army term for a condom; it allows an individual to train minus the risk of firing live rounds or enduring an accidental discharge.
Hey Troop, make sure you got a pack of blank adapters before you step off the Traffic Light Lounge. You don't want some stripper showing up in 9 months with a fuck trophy to show you or coming home with drippy dick.