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1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.

I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.



George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.



by C.A.E. January 10, 2009

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