6 definitions by C. Griffin

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Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.
Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.
When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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Military lingo for your middle finger on your dominant hand that you use to fingerbang your girlfriend.
My suzy finger still smells from last night.
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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The smell leftover on your suzy finger after using it to finger your girl.
Person A: I got stankfinger like a mother fucker!!!
Person B: Wash your hands then.
Person A: Hell no son.
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.
After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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The perfectly shaped pieces of mud that get tracked on your floor when some asshole doesn't wipe their feet before coming in.
Person A: Yo, take off your Tims son, you're leaving mudwaffles on my damn flo.
Person B: My bad yo.
by C. Griffin October 23, 2007

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