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1 definition by C L Wentworth

 
1.
When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate
"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"
"yes, im taking a crap"
"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"
"ummmm.. NO!!!"
" i know you masturcrapidate"
by C L Wentworth December 10, 2007
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