8 definitions by C Floods

When the person who just received a blumpkin puts their arm elbow deep in the toilet and then closelines the person who just gave them the blumpkin.
Ben was enraged that Kristie used her teeth when he climaxed on the can so he immediatly gave her a blumpkin forearm shiver to let her know who's boss.
by C Floods July 06, 2006
When someone gets down in a catchers position and gives someone head while holding there hand under the persons ass and waits for them to climax and shit in their hand at the same time.
Sarah was so excited about postseason baseball that she gave her husband the Johnny Bench in their backyard. Strike one, in the mouth, strike two, in the hand. Strike three.
by C Floods July 17, 2006
When you are jokingly giving a girl a hard time. It's like when your busting your friends balls over something, but since it's a girl your busting her lips instead.
Hey honey you need to relax a bit, I'm just bustin' your lips. Take it down a notch and go cook me dinner and iron my shirt. And while you're up, be a doll and grab me a cold one from the fridge.
by C Floods November 10, 2010
This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.
I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.
by C floods June 11, 2009
When you are joking around giving one of your friends that's a girl a hard time. It's the female version of busting your balls, but since it's a girl your reference is to her vagina instead of testicles.
Kathy was getting pretty aggravated with me razzing her about her outfit. I told her, "relax Kathy, I'm just busting your lips you Thelma from Scooby-Doo looking closet feminist looking carpet muncher!"
by C Floods November 15, 2010
When you are joking around give one of your friends that's a girl. It's the female version of busting your balls, but since it's a girl you're talking to the are reference is to her vagina instead of testicles.
Kathy was getting pretty aggravated with me razzing her about her outfit. I told her, "relax Kathy, I'm just busting your lips you Thelma from Scooby-Doo looking closet feminist looking carpet muncher!"
by C Floods November 15, 2010
Another name for taking a shit. When a catcher in baseball wants his pitcher to throw a curve ball he puts down two fingers and since taking a shit is commonly referred to as "going number two" this phrase is appicable when you have to poop.
Man that coffee ran right through me. I got to go to the bathroom and throw a curve ball before I make a mess of myself.
by C Floods March 07, 2011

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