when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.
Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.
When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.
"To get to the other side."
The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.
I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.
Someone who looks like someone else, but only when viewed from a certain angle.
I saw Chris Evans' angledopper at the restaurant last night.
the syrup induced stickiness which results from placing your elbow on the table at an IHOP, Denny's, or any other restaurant that serves pancakes to children.
I always have to roll up my sleeves before sitting down; otherwise I end up with IHOP elbow.
Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.
Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.
When a piece of nacho breaks off in your mouth and stabs you in the gums.
I was eating at the Mexican restaurant when I got nacho shivved.