before a male has any physical penal or oral contact
with "strange" vagina, he must
first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff
will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should
be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper
lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
the oil, i told her to turn around for some