She wouldn't get off my back... so I just told her to S.M.O.S.....and then I left.
a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).
..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!
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