A man who lets his mother run his life
she ruins all of his relationships with the opposite sex. The surfdog
is usually a short
guy with a dinky little peewee, and he tries to make up for his lack
there by showing off on the surfboard. Another characteritic is skin that looks like
leather from being
in the sun so much. He is usually so short
that he stacks his hair high
on top to try and make himself look taller.
I dated the surfdog, but he always took
his momma's side in everything, so I broke
up with him. I heard he later
got married, and mommy broke
that up too.