2 definitions by Butch Dime

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The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.
Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

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A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.
Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!
by Butch Dime October 19, 2010

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