verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him
5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend
Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
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