Slightly salty gentleman's relish
produced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)
"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.
- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher