The first time during a long drinking
session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss
. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny
I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.
A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane
and other noxious gases via his anus
. A guy who farts
Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.
That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.
Language spoken by severely drunk
Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.
The short name for a chemical
known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas
. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane
(CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts
and the mercaptan
is responsible for the stench
associated with flatulent
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
The male equivalent of female menstruation
. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS
-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
A piece of shit
about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.