1 definition by Bushcow

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Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
by Bushcow October 07, 2008

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