1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city
2.Is easily agitated when
tourist asks to see the original
or Kurt Cobain's house. True
Seattleites do not care for these
to be the best city
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob
due to the thousands of delicious coffee
houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when
through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city
that is completely devoid
of soccer moms.