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2 definitions by Burr-Lee Boone

 
1.
1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 24, 2006
 
2.
Commonly used slang for the town of Edmonds, Washington, located roughly 7 miles from Seattle, WA.
Borders on the Western edge of Lynnhood WA.

Has no discernible middle class, all citizens seem either dirt poor or disgustingly rich.

The majority of the upper-class of E-Town flaunts it like the cunts they are.

Place where Scary Movie actor Anna Farris was raised.

Home to the unstoppable force that is E-Town Crew and its founding members.

Also commonly referred to as Deadmonds.

A once small town that is now being ruined by housing developments.
E-Town is the home of E-Town Crew.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 24, 2006